Lawks-a-lordy, it’s more Da Vinci cobblers!

The Leonardo Da Vinci Memorial Publicity Machine just keeps cranking them out. He must have more posthumously released material than TuPac. In a quite stunningly unoriginal but nonetheless headline grabbing effort, another Italian “computer technician” (this time also a musician) has combined August’s claim of a hidden image in da Vinci’s Last Supper with the concept of hidden music as claimed for Rosslyn Chapel. In doing so, he’s made it easier to slip under the radar as “plausible” – even a museum keeper is quoted saying as much. Without either a critical approach to the claims or musical expertise (and even with the latter), one could be forgiven for thinking his claim is proven. But as the same museum chap points out,

“There’s always a risk of seeing something that is not there, but it’s certain that the spaces (in the painting) are divided harmonically.”

“Where you have harmonic proportions, you can find music.”

In other words, if you look hard enough at a pattern that is neither wholly random, nor necessarily arranged with purpose in mind, you can find whatever your wishful thinking allows you to find. As Rosslyn showed, there’s a lot more to music than a sequence of values, and you can build a listenable composition around virtually any such sequence – honest musicians will describe the result as “inspired by”, not as an ancient hidden composition.

In this case, Pala has drawn five lines across the painting, treating it as though it were a musical stave. These he positioned by drawing a pentagram (naturally) “over the scene between Jesus’ face and the tablecloth”. He’s then chosen, based upon selective biblical significances, objects such as the loaves of bread and hands of Christ, and assumed them to be musical notes. Finally, he’s read the notes from right to left, following Da Vinci’s “mirror shorthand”, which makes sense if you assume that there is indeed a code to be found in the painting. This selective fitting of the evidence to a preconceived and closely-held hypothesis is where so many fall down.

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Like the Rosslyn music and the Last Supper image, this idea could be perfectly true. But, at least from the press coverage, there is no objective evidence that Leonardo intended elements of his painting to be read as a piece of music. The semi-random distribution of the notes could just as easily be co-incidence, and the imposition of the five line stave is Pala’s, based upon his out-of-thin-air belief that a pentagram has anything to do with the painting. What other assumptions have been made? How many other aspects of musical composition have been applied by Pala to make this resemble any kind of tune, and on what basis has he selected these? What other interpretations exist of exactly the same evidence, and how many of these would pass muster in the way that Pala’s arguably facilitated interpretation seems to? Even assuming original intent by Da Vinci, to what extent could the final composition be considered his?

If you’re still undecided, Pala’s further imaginative reachings are truly out of left-field, and pretty much speak for themselves. Which is no doubt why they have been left out of the vast majority of press reports on this “discovery”. Thanks to Michael C of the JREF forum for pointing out the following quote:

“At this point I was totally into this puzzle,” Pala said. “I placed the nine letters of the ancient Hebrew text one on top of the other, following an ascending path, which is the direction of the hands of the first six Apostles. The result was a strange image.”
He noticed that on the table, to the right, Leonardo painted a piece of bread split in half.
“I thought of this as a hint to duplicate that image,” Pala said. The resulting image — nine letters stacked on top of each other and duplicated — was the chalice.”

Well, quite. Hopefully it goes without saying that chances are high for this being nothing more than wishful thinking. I’m sure it’s well-intentioned and driven in large part by sincere interest and intentions, but it’s still just creative Pareidolia. Plus, when you have a book to sell in the run-up to Christmas, this kind of publicity can’t be bad, right? To say nothing of the column inches and webpage-space it allows the media to fill with the minimum of journalistic effort.

Guests at the Last Supper?

This one’s more contemporary than my other posts, even if I am a little slow on the draw. It involves a recent claim by a guy who is variously described as a “computer analyst”, “amateur scholar” and “information technologist” (aka “a librarian”). Whatever he is, he’s called Slavisa Pesci, and he says that Da Vinci has hidden imagery within the painting, though he’s being deliberately coy about exactly what. Why do all that work yourself when there’s a world full of credulous loons to fill in the blanks for you? The story has been widely reported and, like all Da Vinci/Christ related claims, has attracted a lot of attention. Several of the websites set up to host the manipulated images he’s put together exceeded their bandwith which in turn led to further media coverage. His specific claims are:

1. On the extreme left and right of the painting, red-robed figures described as “knights”.

2. Mid-left, a female figure holding a baby, implied (if not stated) to be Jesus’ alleged squeeze and bearer of the holy bloodline, Mary Magdalene.

3. In front of the man himself, a goblet, presumably the grail itself (although perhaps not, as all recent speculative “historians” tell us that there was no actual cup).

Perhaps the most obvious problem here is that Da Vinci’s painting was made ooh, about 1500 years after Christ’s lifetime, and is therefore no more an accurate representation of the Last Supper than say, this. Another hitch with this theory is that the painting is, frankly, knackered. Da Vinci could not possibly have predicted how and to what extent his painting would fade and deteriorate. Possibly this has only made the alleged figures harder to make out, or, more likely in my view, it has allowed them to be imagined. You also have to ask why any 15th Century artist would hide these characters such that they would be undetectable by any known technology. Unless Nostradamus got him a very pre-release copy of Photoshop 0.0 I suppose. Not only has he flipped the image and superimposed it on top of the original, he’s had to make both copies semi-transparent to achieve the desired effect (which is still pretty unconvincing in my humble opinion). This makes “The Da Vinci Code” look like “History Today”. Thankfully, amongst the credulous and spinelessly neutral coverage, there is a goodly amount of scepticism (and naughty cynicism) out there – from expert soundbites and the good folk at howstuffworks.com, to outright parody. Cheeringly, many of the “have your say” sections are full of weary punters calling “BS” on this one. Has Da Vinci-mania finally jumped the shark? Let’s hope so.

Now normally, with these cases of pareidolia, I can at least see where the claimant is coming from, particularly assuming an acute case of Believeritis. But this time, it’s just not happening. It seems to me that you could read pretty much anything into the blurred mess resulting from Pesci’s photo-manipulation, and the things he’s “seen” wouldn’t be at the top of my personal list. The red “figures” look more like cardinals to me, or even these guys. This is why “analysis” like this is completely useless; there is no way to verify or corroborate these subjective claims. Have I strayed so far down the path of rationality and scepticism that I can no longer “see” with woo-tinted spectacles? Or this is actually an elaborate piece of viral marketing for a new wave of Magic Eye products? Who can say. See if you can still channel the spirit of Dan Brown by gazing at the images below until your eyes bleed:

Your recipe for guaranteed media coverage (not to mention potential book sales) is as follows:

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1. Take one JPEG of “The Last Supper” by Leonardo, save a second copy.

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2. Flip the copy horizontally.

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3. Overlay the copy on the original, and adjust transparency.

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4. Fire up the ol’ over-active imagination…

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5. Con. cen. trate…open your mind…let your brain wash over you…

Nope, sorry, still absolutely sod all. Methinks there’s something fishy about this Pesci bloke. Answers on a postcard to BSHistorian.wordpress.com…